Roundhouse kick to the head anyone?

I’m not sure if you’ve read the Random Chuck Norris Top Thirty Facts list, (link updated in 2024 - now 100 facts!) but man are they funny. Now, I think most celebs would get all pissy about it. But not Chuck, he stated:

‘IN RESPONSE TO THE “RANDOM FACTS” THAT ARE BEING GENERATED ON THE INTERNET
I’m aware of the made up declarations about me that have recently begun to appear on the Internet and in emails as “Chuck Norris facts.” I’ve seen some of them. Some are funny. Some are pretty far out. Being more a student of the Wild West than the wild world of the Internet, I’m not quite sure what to make of it. It’s quite surprising. I do know that boys will be boys, and I neither take offense nor take these things too seriously. Who knows, maybe these made up one-liners will prompt young people to seek out the real facts as found in my recent autobiographical book, “Against All Odds?” They may even be interested enough to check out my novels set in the Old West, “The Justice Riders,” released this month. I’m very proud of these literary efforts.
~ Chuck Norris URL reference‘

I hope Chuck doesn’t mind me quoting him. I don’t want a roundhouse kick to the head.