Get me a sandwich!

I’ve been installing and configuring emulator software most of this week. One of the strange messages I’ve read:
IF YOU ARE LOCATED IN CUBA, IRAN, IRAQ, LIBYA, NORTH KOREA, SUDAN OR SYRIA (OR ANY OTHER COUNTRY CURRENTLY ON THE UNITED STATES BUREAU OF EXPORT ADMINISTRATION’S LIST OF EMBARGOED COUNTRIES), OR YOU ARE A PARTY ON THE U.S. TREASURY DEPARTMENT’S LIST OF SPECIALLY DESIGNATED NATIONALS OR THE U.S. COMMERCE DEPARTMENT’S TABLE OF DENIAL ORDERS, YOU MAY NOT DOWNLOAD OR USE THE SDK SOFTWARE AND THE END USER LICENSE AGREEMENT INCLUDED WITH THE SOFTWARE IS VOID.
I could be a terrorist… Oh damn! You got me! Sigh. ~cancels install~

~eyeroll~