don't do me like that?

If you…
1. …owned a restaurant, what kind of food would you serve?
Chinese or Thai *of course!*.

2. …owned a small store, what kind of merchandise would you sell?
Computer software/Hardware, Hard Core pRon, guns, smokes, booze, Surface to Air missiles, weapons grade plutonium, razor blades, Jell-O, coffee, Fake ID, an assortment of cassettes from bands most people have never heard of, beef jerky, lottery tickets, eggs, milk, chocolate milk, ice cream, water, condoms, the kitchen sink and M1 Abrams Tanks. 😛

3. …wrote a book, what genre would it be?
Horror.

4. …ran a school, what would you teach?
English/ History or Computer Science.

5. …recorded an album, what kind of music would be on it?
Scary.