...a place to bury thoughts

Dateable? Ha. Right.

June 30, 2004 @ 09:06 pm ๐Ÿ”— Post Link




It comes as no surprise to me to find Iโ€™m: 58% Dateable!

Thatโ€™s lower than the Worldwide Dateability Average of 63%! You are neither more nor less dateable than your peersโ€” welcome to the land of mediocrity, home of the masses! You have an undeniable animal magnetism, but youโ€™re just as likely to attract small animals as you are to attract human beings. Nevertheless, the people you flirt with generally find you funny and cute, or โ€œfute.โ€ You have good hygiene, which is an important aspect of relationships involving two or more people. Avoid seafood and walks in the woods.

Compared to 3,135,426 other test-takersโ€ฆ24% less dateable than you โ€” 6% like you โ€” 70% more dateable than you. Ouch! If you are curious to see your numbers, here is a link. They will ask for an e-mail addressโ€ฆ.But there is good news.. Iโ€™m 45% a Jerk! Thatโ€™s higher than the worldwide average of 24%! Compared to othersโ€ฆ 71% less jerky than you โ€” 3% as jerky as you โ€” 27% jerkier than you. JOY! JOY! JOY! Ok. No more tests today.

Fortunately โ€” I have a wonderful woman in my life that Iโ€™ve some how managed to trick into loving me in spite of myself. smirk 70% more dateableโ€ฆ thank gawd this is a well recognized scientific test. smirk

The link to the quiz if now 404.

โšฌ โšฌ โšฌ ๐Ÿ‡ช ๐Ÿ‡ณ ๐Ÿ‡ฉ โšฌ


โœ๏ธ Add a Comment ๐Ÿ“


๐Ÿ˜ฌ No comments found for this post.