Undateable?

It comes as no surprise to me to find I’m: 58% Dateable!

That’s lower than the Worldwide Dateability Average of 63%! You are neither more nor less dateable than your peers— welcome to the land of mediocrity, home of the masses! You have an undeniable animal magnetism, but you’re just as likely to attract small animals as you are to attract human beings. Nevertheless, the people you flirt with generally find you funny and cute, or “fute.” You have good hygiene, which is an important aspect of relationships involving two or more people. Avoid seafood and walks in the woods.

Compared to 3,135,426 other test-takers…24% less dateable than you — 6% like you — 70% more dateable than you. Ouch! If you are curious to see your numbers, here is a link. They will ask for an e-mail address….But there is good news.. I’m 45% a Jerk! That’s higher than the worldwide average of 24%! Compared to others… 71% less jerky than you — 3% as jerky as you — 27% jerkier than you. JOY! JOY! JOY! Ok. No more tests today.

Fortunately — I have a wonderful woman in my life that I’ve some how managed to trick into loving me in spite of myself. smirk 70% more dateable… thank gawd this is a well recognized scientific test. smirk

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