In case you missed the past few days of Olympic coverage, a quick summary: China bad! China good! Michael Phelps Michael Phelps Michael Phelps Michael Phelps Michael Phelps Michael Phelps Michael Phelps Michael Phelps Michael Phelps China Michael Phelps Michael Phelps Men’s Basketball Michael Phelps Michael Phelps Michael Phelps Michael Phelps Women’s Beach Volleyball Michael Phelps Michael Phelps Michael Phelps George Bush Michael Phelps China Michael Phelps Air Pollution Michael Phelps Michael Phelps Michael Phelps Michael Phelps Michael Phelps Michael Phelps Canada failed again Michael Phelps isn’t Canadian Michael Phelps Michael Phelps Michael Phelps U!S!A! Michael Phelps Michael Phelps Michael Phelps Michael Phelps Michael Phelps

Day 6…. words used to describe Canada : almost, missed, just off the pace, can’t deliver, bounced ….Countries ahead of Canada in the medal standings : Togo, Mongolia, Tajikistan and Uzbekistan…. *headslap*

Medal count : 0