your call is important to us

Ahh yes. 1800enterIntoAComputerizedMegaHell… All I wanted to do was activate my new credit card. Easy right? No. Not at all. I figured I’d enter my card number verify some personal info electronically and done. No sir. First you enter your card number and wait… ‘please stay on the line your call is important to us….’ so I wait… and wait and want to gouge my ears out because they are playing the worst music ever…’please stay on the line your call is important to us…’ wait time is…5…. minutes… fine…wait…wait… ring ring *I’m in!* ring ring…please enter your 16 digit card number… what the? I did already!? For service in English press 1…But I already did! Press 1 for a lobotomy, Press 2 for kick in the nuts, Press 3 for… GAH! I want to activate my card! NO IT ISN’T!! Sir… activating now… while we wait let me explain to you blah blah dumbass service …NOOooo JUST ACTIVATE MY CARD!… ok sir all D- *click* My gawd. Fuck you ROYAL BANK VISA.

The boys at work and I went out for Sushi for lunch. Now… I had a bad experience the last time the boys when for sushi. Being a White guy I ordered chicken at the sushi place and got a McNugget sized lunch… so I was highly skeptical (and ready to grab a burger) at the first sign of McNuggets today… We tried a different Sushi place and I went with tempura shrimp. And wow… finally…. a winner… it was very good! I was shocked and pleased to find something I enjoyed off the menu that was the White guy chicken cop out… Huzzah!