Britney Spears

Ahhh yes, after reading Stephenson yesterday I needed something light today. Hmm… Britney! Not only is she easy on the eyes, she is easy on the brain too. Here some Britneyisms. 😀

From webspiffy:

On Lesbianism
When asked if she would “do it again,” she squealed, “No, I would not do it,” but then added, “Maybe with Madonna.”

When asked about how her image has changed from when she was a squeaky clean Mouseketeers, Spears said, “I think I’m still clean living. I mean I don’t go home and have orgies or anything like that.”
On Politics
“Honestly, I think we should just trust our president in every decision that he makes and we should just support that.” — Britney Spears

On Film
“Sundance is weird. The movies are weird. You actually have to think about them when you watch them.” — Britney Spears

A bunch more from geocities:
” If you have a dream, I say go for it. Just believe and work hard. Just remember that it takes time”

“Live each day to the fullest as if it were your last”
“Do you believe in love at first site or should i walk past you again ?”
“Seriously, I’ll forget sometimes that I’m a celebrity, because I’ll like roll down my window, I’ll just be looking out my window and someone will drive by and they’re like, ‘Oh, my God! Oh, my God!’ and I’ll just be like, ‘Oh… okay.’”
“Love can sometimes be magic. But magic can sometimes…just be an illusion.”
“If you don’t like me, then don’t watch me”
“I was like, ‘Fe, everyone is looking at me. Do I have something on me?’ She was like, ‘Britney, they are recognizing you!’ I was like, ‘Oh… oh, okay.”
“The key to success: talent, a belief in yourself, and someone who believes in you”
“If your lucky enough to have such special people in your life, always keep them close to you…and to your heart”
“I am more confident about how I dressmnow than I was younger. You just have to follow your own style”
“I have so many wonderful people in my life-family and friends and my dancers and my managers. And most important, I have Mama, who will always be there for me”.
“You should never try to change me, I can’t be nobody else, and I like the way I am”.
“I’m focused on my music right now, but I want to do it all”.
“I know not everyone will like me, but this is who I am so if you don’t like it, though!”
“I like miniskirts. They make me feel sexy”
“Trust and honesty- those are the two most important things. In love, trust and honesty are the foundations”
“I think there’s 9 million wonderful singers in this world, but this was God’s plan for me”.
“I always try and remember that everything is goint to be all right as long as I stay grounded and remember that I’m surrounded by love”

Sorry, this is fun, found a few more….from here.

“I’m sad, I’m sad, man,” Britney says when she’s told of the pictures of her smoking, trying not to smile. “Uh, I don’t have a recollection of me ever doing that. I’ll have to see the picture.”
“I don’t care what people say about my hair or my looks, but when they start in on my performance that’s when it hurts.”
“Obviously, they knew it was false because my breasts aren’t that big. I guess they just appear bigger on TV and everything.”
“In the beginning when I was just starting out, I was really sensitive and would take criticism personally. Now I’ve learned either to ignore it or laugh at it! You have to have that attitude in this business, otherwise you would never survive!”
“The death rumor, I rarely get mad but I did then.”
“I’m not a drinker but in those four weeks [her break start] I did go out a lot. And it got rilly, rilly old.”
“I mean, these tabloid papers, they’re ridiculous. I mean, they follow you around, they take your pictures, then lie about every move you make!”
“It’s normal. My mistake was announcing I was taking a break. That made it an issue. I thought in my naïve mind that when I’d stopped working that I’d be a normal person again. But no, I was still famous!” [on how people didn’t approve her break]
“If the record’s good – if it’s hot and you see the video and we’re working it, it’s basically saying the F-you to [every critic] out there. And I think that’s cool.”
“I wish my life were like that! Honestly, I would much rather go to Crunch or lie in my tub and look at the bubbles.”- on rumors of her partying up every night
“I think they [the press] thought even before I had sex, that I was going to do it one day anyway, so I don’t really think it makes any difference at all.”
“Well, there was one night. I didn’t dance on the table – it was the sofa. And everybody was standing up, the whole club was, and I stood up for a few seconds, and so now I’m a wild girl and I stand on tables!”
“There’s no telling what all these people think, but some people may think I’m into this diva thing, but actually I’m very low-key.”
“It hurts so much when people hate me.” [2000]
“What have I learned in the last five years? Don’t let people influence you. You get advice everyday from everyone-but you have to be your own guide.”

Heh… I can’t stop!! more from jokemonster.

“I always call my cousin because we’re so close. We’re almost like sisters, and we’re also close because our moms are sisters.”
“I always listen to ‘NSYNC’s Tearin’ Up My Heart. It reminds me to wear a bra.” Aww! shucks! ~obz
“I think I’m more grounded, you know, and I know what I want out of life and I’m, you know, my morals are really, you know, strong and I have major beliefs about certain things and I think that has helped me, you know, from being, you know, coming from a really small town.”
“The cool thing about being famous is traveling. I have always wanted to travel across seas, like to Canada and stuff.” LOL
“When you’re comfortable with someone you love, the silence is the best. And, that’s how me and J. are. When we’re in a room together, we don’t have to say anything. It’s for real.”

From slipups.com

“Well I don’t know how long ago this was but Britney was on Rosie and she asked Britney how she did on her SAT scores and Britney said something like “I didn’t do to well, I think I got a 6.” LOL. Sorry, hunny, those arent the SAT’s.”

Unrelated to the Britster, in case you were wondering, Yes, Windows 98 sucks donkey balls. 🙂

Update: webspiffy link is gonzo. geocities also dead. britneyspears.bz also dead. jokemonster dead. *eyeroll* but the slipup link is fine. (Nov. 2013)