Decision day

A big day in politics today. I’m hoping the Americans come to their senses and get rid of Dubya. I can’t imagine another four years of being Bush whacked. We shall see. He fixed one election. Why not two. I hear his brother is still Governor in Florida. *cough*

Brain is moving pretty slow today as I return to class. Gah. (and of course Monday has the least inspiring content….)

Would you rather:
find out you had your fly unzipped all day OR sat in wet paint which left a mark on your butt?
The paint. The other would be just wrong.

assuming you could get all the nutrients you need, eat nothing but canned cat food OR nothing but spam?
I’ve seen cat food. SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM!

sweat green liquid OR pee blue?
Blue pee! Cool!

walk in on a couple engaging in sexual relations in a public bathroom OR walk in on your doctor masturbating?
Assuming my doctor isn’t hard on the eyes- which isn’t the case. Can I do both? -smirk-

Update: Chooseday is dead.