Dave

hehe… Dave.

1. Beloved

2. Better than David

3. The Model of Perfect. No man can come close to the glory of that which is Dave. Dave’s are artistic and funny always knowing how to lay down a good massage. Skills that come with Dave include major dexterity in all matters and extensions of limbs and the what not. Daves have the largest units, brains, and balls. Don’t mess with a Dave.

Hey, who am I to argue with that? 😀