BDOTisms

Periodically my lovely wife will say something outrageous or very funny. These sayings/statements/utterances have become know as bdotisms. Enjoy!

  • August 13/2017 My ass forgets how to handle it… (HA! I was tempted to not include the context for this one.. was in reference to the bike seat and long bike rides…)
  • March 30/2017 That’s a whole level of nerddom I don’t want to reach…(when asked if she would go to Ghost in Shell and told she should watch the anime version first…)
  • March 25/2017 Get my peanut butter off your tits!
  • March 19/2017 *while on a long hike in Albion Hills* ‘C’mon! You have to earn that ice cream’ *Since I apparently eat too much ice cream*
  • February 25/2017 ‘You are like the asian ash beetle of chocolate’
  • January 24/2017 ‘I’ll fart in your tea!’
  • March 11/2016 Violence in this house is a one way street.
  • February 24/2016 What is wrong with these people? Were they kicked in the head by a cow. (re: Making a Murderer)
  • November 2/2015 Changes their direction more often than a ping pong ball in a dryer.
  • November 1/2015 No leave the bird feeders close to the tree. We are providing a cardio vascular workout for our squirrels.
  • January 22/2014 You sound kinda Fordish. (Re: Rob Ford)
  • January 17/2014 Via Skype: ‘i need a project management bitch to do my admin work’
  • January 14/2014 Via Skype: ‘hmpt, don’t like those granola bars. like rocks. stale rocks’
  • Aug 30/2012 ‘the only way you’ll get out of this marriage is death’
  • July 25/2012 ‘you’re fucked, brain damage’
  • June 12/2012 ‘barb smash insurance people’
  • June 11/2012 ‘that’s shitty don’t do it’
  • June 2/2012 ‘I’m making your lunch your assholeness’
  • May 17/2012 ‘you are like a virus sometimes’
  • April 22/2012 ‘get off me barnacle!’